The (Real) Ten Hottest Q Moments

 

Because whatever you think about Q, he is still a damn silver fox.

Hello mortals and immortals~! This list was a long time coming anyway, and then April Fool's happened, and then shock of shocks, life happened, and the blank post ended up longer than intended with zero list to go with it. Oops. But you know, it is what it is. And with Season 2 of Picard giving us this absolutely sexy take on Q, I've decided we simply have to cover the 10 Hottest Q moments. Disclaimer: Just because I find Q hot sometimes doesn't mean I don't also know he's hugely problematic. This list is just in fun, thank you for your time. Don't @ me.

10. 

 

 Picard may not agree, but there are those among us that would love to find Q in bed with them. What? Just because you're a coward and don't want a megalomaniacal omnipotent asshole in bed with you doesn't mean no one does. But seriously, this is hot! Q in bed with Picard! Whew. It's almost sad that he's actually dressed. Is this from the episode where he's stripped of his powers (and clothes) and dropped on the bridge? Who knows? Who cares? Hot.

9.

Fffffffffff I feel like that scene from Golden Girls where Blanche is spraying herself. It is TOO hot in here! Q leaning right over Picard's shoulder, to whisper in his ear? GotDAMN. Sure maybe he's invading his personal space and ignoring his boundaries, but it's still hot. Gosh. Picard has nads of steel if he's standing there like that and not just melting into a little puddle.

8.

You can't tell me when this bastard rolled up looking like this you didn't do a double take. Q looks good with a beard, what can I say? I mean John De Lancie wears a beard well, and aren't we all suckers for a good medieval outfit, even if it's historically probably a mess? (I mean what is WITH that metal thing in Vash's hair? Is that a real historical item? Probably not) I mean SCA he is not, but that shade of blue works for the man I tell you what.

 

7. 

Not gonna lie, this is one of my favorite episodes (I'm a sucker for "what if" stories) and that means I'm slightly biased. Now I'm not in a hurry to die or anything, but Q here in Tapestry almost makes me reconsider that stance. The pleats on that robe are spectacular, and Q is ~almost~ sympathetic here. What can I say? The man looks good in white. Hot.

6.

 

Union soldier Q is hot, full stop. Okay, we all argue that there's something about a man in uniform, but you know what? We're right, he's all put together, so when he gets disheveled in battle, it's hotter. Better still, he chose the right side to emulate (even if he's still a cockwaffle) which gets him extra hotness points. Bonus for the fact that Q is here begging for your baby (maybe he's trying to manipulate you and maybe that's okay? Who knows. It's hot is what I'm saying. Omnipotent being, begging you for your help. Whew) Which brings us to our next entry, which is from the same episode:

 

5. 

This robe, nuff said. (Seriously though, the man's in a freaking silk brocade robe, and you tell me he's a tasteless, classless jackass. You're probably right). Hot as hell tho.

 

4.

I mean, the first thing he does when he lands naked on the bridge is grin and say "Red Alert"... how can you not find that hot??? All sass, even when he gets thrown out of the Continuum, hot. Ballsy and then some. Heh.

 

3.

Q and that fricken riding crop. If you don't think this is hot why are you even here? That face, that expression, that riding crop. Hot.

 

2. 

If evil Bucky Barnes happened in the 40s. Okay no really, I blame Captain America for making me think this uniform is hot, but uh, you'd be wrong if you said it wasn't. Because LOOK at him. Also let's just admit that Q is hot, okay? Great. Because if you weren't already convinced, you will be.

 

1. 

This. This reveal in the teaser for Picard season 2, this entire reason for me even making this damn post in the first place. THIS. Silver fox Q, John De Lancie looking fly, you know he's gonna cause shit and you know what? Bring it ON. Q is HOT, then end.